Ughh… Hi guys… umm… I’m Tony.

Tony Toast that is, and I’m an accountant. 

Uh… my girlfriend is Ada and she’s awesome! I love her so much and she really is the best thing since… well… sliced bread haha. I mean just look at her, who wouldn’t want to spread all that sweet-oh wait! I’m supposed to be talking about me right?

Yeah so, I’m an accountant… 

I usually have a hard time expressing myself unless it’s about Ada.

I really like butter.